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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2017-12-30 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Merry Christmas, o captain my captain," Asher replied as he tapped the glasses together. He'd taken off the ridiculous Christmas sweater, leaving him in a thin and comfortable cotton long-sleeved shirt he'd also rolled the sleeves up on - half in a joking mimicry of Elijah of course.

"Too bad Mike isn't here, I'm this close to turning him into a master lockpicker already," Asher said conversationally as he sipped his wine.
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2017-12-30 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Asher did enjoy the view from Elijah's porch - it was positively pastoral sometimes. He followed the man's lead, his breath fogging in the cold of the outside.

"Nonsense, he adores me, and sense means going where the money is," Asher said, though he joked. Mike was a good kid, unlikely as any to turn to a life of crime.

Asher was still teaching him whatever skills for a life of crime that he could, though. It could be used to impress potential romantic partners later in life after all.
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-04-12 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're a gentleman and a scholar," Ash casually praised of Elijah, taking the offered cigarette. He had to go cold turkey when caught and the habit was mostly broken, but one or two here and there as he could beg or borrow them wouldn't hurt.

The cologne he liked, wine, cigarettes, amusing company - for a few moments he could stand there on the balcony looking over the landscape and pretend he was back to his old life again. The nostalgia for it was clear upon his face, a sort of wistful longing.
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-06-03 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Who doesn't love the holidays?" Ash replied, jovial tone carrying with the wind as he leaned against the railing. He bent over, cigarette at his lips to catch the offered flame and breathe in the blessed smoke for the first time in a long time. Inhale, hold, exhale.

"You seem particularly generous as well, I could say."
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-06-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Asher scoffed, even as he took the (for him) open invitation to downright cuddle next to Elijah's side. It was cold out, he'd never turn down body heat, and by now it was clear that Elijah wasn't going to knife him when he wasn't looking.

"I always behave. I'm the picture of good behavior."
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-06-03 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
The touch at his shoulder was pleasant. Truth be told, even if Asher was careful to keep himself from having any known exploitable weaknesses, the man wasn't used to being alone. He always had some form of companion - often paid, to make certain that it was very clear the business arrangement was just that - in his life before, and going without that casual touch was even more difficult to get used to than the nicotine withdrawals.

"You should be more festive. Watch a movie, at least. I'm sure Scrooged or the one with the muppets must be playing on some channel. Or that godawful cult classic one."

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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2017-12-30 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugly Rob, ugly as he was, had always had a bit of a soft spot for the lovable idiot of Asher. Hard spot, Asher would mentally correct when anyone mentioned it. The hard spot was his dick. Not that dear Robert would ever admit it. It was still why Robert had decided to spring Asher rather than kill him for turning informant and was willing to believe whatever story Asher spun about being forced into it.

Getting him to keep Elijah alive was a different story. Dear Robert was also the jealous type. Him and Asher worked well together though - brawn and brains. They wouldn't get caught, at least for a few weeks, Asher figured. As long as Robert worked through his temper tantrum and didn't kill Elijah. The last thing they needed was a dead FBI agent on their hands.

Asher returned from the small kitchen in the safehouse, tossing Elijah a cold pack before kicking back on the sofa with his legs on the coffee table, beer in hand.

He couldn't let Elijah go either - Elijah knew him a little too well at this point. He figured their chance of getting caught would be lowered to hours if Elijah returned to the FBI.

"I'm quite comfortable with my current course," Asher said, taking a sip of the beer. "Sorry about Robert."
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2017-12-31 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Relax," Asher said, watching the way Elijah moved while keeping his own posture relaxed on the couch.

He really, really didn't want to shoot Elijah.

"Robert won't kill you, I won't let him. You're much more useful as a hostage and once he calms down it'll be a cakewalk convincing him of that. Provided you don't do anything stupid," Asher said with a pointed raised eyebrow. "So relax, enjoy the paid time off. There's more beer in the fridge."
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-04-14 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"You’ve worked with dear Robert often, then? By all means tell me more. I’m certain you must have much more information about him than I do in that case,” Ash said, the sarcasm dripping from his voice with a single eyebrow raised.

He didn’t wait for the other man to respond, he knew damn well that he’d never worked with Robert. To put a finer point on it, he’d never worked with Asher when Asher was the one driving the getaway car, so to speak. Asher had only ever been the pitiful low level turncoat for the BAU. Even as he knew he shouldn’t give that up, god he was itching to prove himself just the same.

That was the awful part of his job, though. If you’re good at it, no one ever knows you’re doing most of it.

Still, it was best to act when Robert was gone. Ash felt fairly confidant that between the two of them, Elijah would trust Ash more than Robert. Call it a hunch. So he set the beer on the coffee table and pulled out a slim, older-model tablet from under the couch they were sitting on. Booting it up he was pleased to see the battery was still fill enough for what he needed, because he wasn’t certain he remembered where the charger was.

Time to get to work at one of his better, secret skills. Forgery. He missed it so.

“Tell me, Elijah, do you have any strong feelings about Milan or Tokyo? I simply can't choose between them. If you feel equally about them I'll just flip a coin or something,” Ash said with a dismissive hand wave as he brought up the files he had saved on this tablet, back accessed his cloud storage that hadn’t been found by the FBI when he was taken in.

Passport files. Several hundred.
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-06-03 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Elijah was really being far too dramatic about this. Asher didn't want to drug the other man until they crossed a boarder but it was looking more and more like he'd have to. That'd be difficult. Elijah was not a small man, moving him without him walking would be a pain in the ass.

Which was heartbreaking, really. Under other circumstances, violent energy Elijah was a sight to behold which Asher found very appealing, but right then he couldn't even appreciate it. The things he did and sacrifices he made, he was such a martyr.

"Not happening," Asher replied, turning back to the tablet and his work as he went about forging documents for Elijah. He had a few pre-filled out ones that hadn't been caught yet, at least a couple could work. Only one of his own stash of identifications had ever been found, he'd been keeping up on that as much as he could. Rob, well...

Robert wouldn't be an issue for much longer. Not with the couple messages Asher sent out. Poor stupid dear Robert, if only you'd just fucked your feelings out you'd probably be living the good life.

"Sit down, Elijah, stop being so dramatic. You've had no trouble trusting me before now, why is that suddenly changed?"
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-06-03 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, before we were riding with your people who would just as soon break my jaw as follow due process," Asher shot back, anger boiling over as well before he could stop himself. That was what it had come down to, though, he figured. Elijah had no problem trusting Asher when surrounded by allies but when the tables were turned, suddenly the man was an island with no friends to be seen.

It stung, Ash was surprised to find out. He knew it shouldn't, lawmen were all the same at their core, but he'd liked to believe they had some kind of bond build up beyond that.

There wasn't much time to dwell on the sudden upsetting feelings, though. As the saying goes, speak of the devil and he shall appear. Asher's new phone buzzed with a message and he flipped it open, his expression growing dark. He'd spent too much time focusing on Elijah when he should have been focusing on the plan. Robert would be back soon.

"Look, I don't have the time to argue this with you. Get in the hall closet - take your beer or a book and a flashlight or something but stay quiet and don't come out until I come and get you."
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[personal profile] twotruthsandalie 2018-06-03 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, sure, that got Elijah sitting down and being compliant, something that would have been helpful thirty minutes ago. Asher didn't even attempt to hide his frustration with the other man, standing and setting the tablet aside for the time being.

"Are you familiar with the phrase 'plausible deniability', Elijah?"

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